What happens when a trailer park Cinderella becomes a messianic home shopping hostess during an economic crisis? There’s blood on the floor and bargains galore! Toss in a Bavarian Crystal selling dope fiend, a philandering TV pitchman, and the former mistress of the inventor of Hair in a Can and the Veg-0-matic and you’ve got … who the hell knows! But if you buy now, we’ll throw in this leather-lite carrying case!

